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BJD · Bericht door **BJD** » 20 jun 2009, 14:23

helma schreef:De Levensbronavond was gister een indrukwekkende avond met Ds vreugdenhil
m.n ook de vragenbeantwoording

Weet jij (of iemand anders hier oip dit forum) wanneer deze avond online komt?

Ichtus · Bericht door **Ichtus** » 20 jun 2009, 17:17

Luther schreef:(Ik stop echt even lange tijd na 2000 postings.)

- degenen die dit het hardst roepen dit vaak het minst lang volhouden?

Maar het is wel een goed voornemen! Je moet dan nog wel even

albion · Bericht door **albion** » 20 jun 2009, 18:14

..ik even een boekje doorneem met uitspraken van kinderen, hier volgen er een paar:

Poetry is when every line starts with a capital letter and doesn't reach the right side of the page.

Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel

Even though he was deaf, Beethoven's symphonies were music to his ears.

Our new teacher told us all about fossils. Before she came to our class, I didn't know what a fossil looked like.

Hendrikus · Bericht door **Hendrikus** » 20 jun 2009, 18:22

albion schreef:..ik even een boekje doorneem met uitspraken van kinderen, hier volgen er een paar:

Our new teacher told us all about fossils. Before she came to our class, I didn't know what a fossil looked like.

Zo kennen we er nog wel een paar

- The principal singer of nineteenth century opera was called
pre-Madonna.

- Gregorian chant has no music, just singers singing the same lines.

- Sherbet composed the Unfinished Symphony.

- All female parts were sung by castrati. We don't know exactly what
they sounded like because there are no known descendants.

- Young scholars have expressed their rapture for the Bronze Lullaby,
the Taco Bell Cannon, Beethoven's Erotica, Tchaikovsky Cracknutter Suite,
and Gershwin's Rap City in Blue.

- Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel; if they
sing without music it is called Acapulco.

- A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.

- Contralto is a low sort of music that only ladies sing.

- Probably the most marvelous fugue was the one between the Hatfields
and the McCoys.

- A harp is a nude piano.

- Refrain means don't do it. A refrain in music is the part you'd
better not try to sing.

- I know what a sextet is but I'd rather not say.

- My favorite composer was Opus.

- Agnus Dei was a woman composer famous for her church music.

- Johann Sebastian Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and
had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster
which he kept up in his attic.

- Rock Monanoff was a famous post-romantic composer of piano concerti.

Refrain means don't do it. A refrain in music is the part you better not try to sing.

A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.

John Sebastian Bach died from 1750 to the present.

Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was rather large.

Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling him. I guess he could not hear so good. Beethoven
expired in 1827 and later died from this.

Henry Purcell is a well known composer few people have ever heard of.

Aaron Copland is one of your most famous contemporary composers. It is unusual to be contemporary. Most composers do not live until they are dead.

An opera is a song of bigly size.

In the last scene of Pagliacci, Canio stabs Nedda who is the one he really loves. Pretty soon Silvio also gets stabbed, and they all live happily ever after.

When a singer sings, he stirs up the air and makes it hit any passing eardrums. But if he is good, he knows how to keep it from hurting.

I know what a sextet is but I had rather not say.

Caruso was at first an Italian. Then someone heard his voice and said he would go a long way. And so he came to America.

A good orchestra is always ready to play if the conductor steps on the odium.

Morris dancing is a country survival from times when people were happy.

Most authorities agree that music of antiquity was written long ago.

Probably the most marvelous fugue was the one between the Hatfields and McCoys.

My very best liked piece of music is the Bronze Lullaby.

My favorite composer is Opus.

A harp is a nude piano.

A tuba is much larger than its name.

Instruments come in many sizes, shapes and orchestras.

You should always say celli when you mean there are two or more cellos.

Another name for kettle drums is timpani. But I think I will just stick with the first name and learn it good.

A trumpet is an instrument when it is not an elephant sound.

While trombones have tubes, trumpets prefer to wear valves.

The double bass is also called the bass viol, string bass, and bass fiddle. It has so many names because it is so huge.

When electric currents go through them, guitars start making sounds. So would anybody.

Question: What are kettle drums called? Answer: Kettle drums.

Cymbals are round, metal CLANGS!

A bassoon looks like nothing I have ever heard.

Last month I found out how a clarinet works by taking it apart. I both found out and got in trouble.

Question: Is the saxophone a brass or a woodwind instrument? Answer: Yes.

The concertmaster of an orchestra is always the person who sits in the first chair of the first violins. This means that when a person is elected concertmaster, he has to hurry up and learn how to play a violin real good.

For some reason, they always put a treble clef in front of every line of flute music. You just watch.

I can't reach the brakes on this piano!

The main trouble with a French horn is it's too tangled up.

Anyone who can read all the instrument notes at the same time gets to be the conductor.

Instrumentalist is a many-purposed word for many player-types.

The flute is a skinny-high shape-sounded instrument.

The most dangerous part about playing cymbals is near the nose.

A contra-bassoon is like a bassoon, only more so.

Tubas are a bit too much.

Music instrument has a plural known as orchestra.

I would like for you to teach me to play the cello. Would tomorrow or Friday be best?

My favorite instrument is the bassoon. It is so hard to play people seldom play it. That is why I like the bassoon best.

It is easy to teach anyone to play the maracas. Just grip the neck and shake him in rhythm.

Just about any animal skin can be stretched over a frame to make a pleasant sound once the animal is removed.

albion · Bericht door **albion** » 20 jun 2009, 18:41

ik wilde het eenvoudig houden

is het boekje More Anguished English by Richard Lederer bij jou ook bekend?

Gijs83 · Bericht door **Gijs83** » 20 jun 2009, 21:08

jvdg schreef:Ik ben benieuwd dat ik na 2 maanden niet gepost te hebben dan nog steeds een 3e plaats bezet, ik dan op een volgende ranglijst ga uitkomen.

Waarschijnlijk ben ik dan volledig afgekickt en geheel clean.

GIJS, krijg ik daar nog een prijs voor?

Kijk, je bent natuurlijk wel een eindje gedaald, maar daardat al lang en constant komt gaat dat niet zo hard, maar of volledig afgekickt en gehel clean bent dat betwijfel ik! Dat kan alleen als je hier net komt kijken!!!

Oei, een prijs, daar heb ik nog niet over nagedacht...

Hendrikus · Bericht door **Hendrikus** » 20 jun 2009, 21:40

albion schreef:ik wilde het eenvoudig houden

is het boekje More Anguished English by Richard Lederer bij jou ook bekend?

Nee, ken ik niet. Is 'ie leuk?

(jammer, te laat voor vaderdag)

albion · Bericht door **albion** » 20 jun 2009, 21:43

Hendrikus schreef:
albion schreef:ik wilde het eenvoudig houden

is het boekje More Anguished English by Richard Lederer bij jou ook bekend?

Nee, ken ik niet. Is 'ie leuk?

(jammer, te laat voor vaderdag)

Is wel grappig. Zit vol met de spreuken die jij ook gequote hebt, en met verhaaltjes.
Jammer dat de religie er ook altijd bij gehaald wordt (onder het mom vn wat voor flaters sommigen dan slaan) en daar hou ik niet van.

madelief1983 · Bericht door **madelief1983** » 22 jun 2009, 08:01

Ik gister voor het eerst weer gebeden heb, samen met mijn man.

JolandaOudshoorn · Bericht door **JolandaOudshoorn** » 22 jun 2009, 08:33

madelief1983 schreef:Ik gister voor het eerst weer gebeden heb, samen met mijn man.

heerlijk! fijn dat je dit wil delen! Gods zegen toegewenst!

helma · Bericht door **helma** » 22 jun 2009, 09:04

BJD schreef:
helma schreef:De Levensbronavond was gister een indrukwekkende avond met Ds vreugdenhil
m.n ook de vragenbeantwoording
Weet jij (of iemand anders hier oip dit forum) wanneer deze avond online komt?

Unionist weet er alles van

aritha · Bericht door **aritha** » 22 jun 2009, 10:07

War ging die avond over?
Wat was het onderwerp?

judith · Bericht door **judith** » 23 jun 2009, 13:29

.....dat ik best wel moe ben, en slecht geslapen heb.
.....dat ik nu heerlijk ga dwarsfluiten!
.....en vanmiddag/vanavond een familieiets heb, en we met de fam bij elkaar komen, omdat mijn opa en oma 55 jaar getrouwd zijn.
....ik jullie allemaal een fijne dag wens.
....en hoop dat jullie het hier allemaal heel gezellig houden?!

monique · Bericht door **monique** » 23 jun 2009, 18:23

ik vanavond een feestje heb bij de duikenburg

helma · Bericht door **helma** » 23 jun 2009, 19:30

aritha schreef:War ging die avond over?
Wat was het onderwerp?

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