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Re: Deze is echt leuk...
Geplaatst: 31 mar 2011, 22:03
door Marnix
Voor de fans van Ultimate Survival en de Alpha-cursus:
[youtube]hz9oTbBUtR8[/youtube]
Re: Deze is echt leuk...
Geplaatst: 11 apr 2011, 22:39
door jakobmarin
Re: Deze is echt leuk...
Geplaatst: 13 apr 2011, 17:42
door Bonny
Stond op een tandartspraktijk in Amersfoort:
CARPE DENTEM
Re: Deze is echt leuk...
Geplaatst: 14 apr 2011, 18:13
door Gian
Re: Deze is echt leuk...
Geplaatst: 14 apr 2011, 18:23
door Schemerlichtje
Tsja, ik heb het gezien. Te gek voor woorden eigenlijk. En zeker met deze functie...kun je echt niet maken (anders ook niet maar..)
Re: Deze is echt leuk...
Geplaatst: 15 apr 2011, 18:58
door refo
Als je op het Google logo klikt gebeurt er iets vreemds.
Re: Deze is echt leuk...
Geplaatst: 15 apr 2011, 21:59
door JolandaOudshoorn
refo schreef:Als je op het Google logo klikt gebeurt er iets vreemds.

Re: Deze is echt leuk...
Geplaatst: 27 apr 2011, 21:27
door jakobmarin
Re: Deze is echt leuk...
Geplaatst: 27 apr 2011, 22:46
door oesterschelpje
Re: Deze is echt leuk...
Geplaatst: 28 apr 2011, 01:06
door albion
oesterschelpje schreef:

't Lijkt me wel pijnlijk. Ik heb hier een dubbel gevoel over. 't Lijkt grappig, maar is het grappig?
Re: Deze is echt leuk...
Geplaatst: 28 apr 2011, 09:54
door jakobmarin
albion schreef:'t Lijkt me wel pijnlijk. Ik heb hier een dubbel gevoel over. 't Lijkt grappig, maar is het grappig?
Ach, jongens onder elkaar hebben soms wat ruwe humor
Ik heb mijn mijn broers ook heel wat vechtpartijen achter de rug, en nog steeds zijn we hele dikke vrienden!
Re: Deze is echt leuk...
Geplaatst: 06 mei 2011, 11:27
door Lassie
Re: Deze is echt leuk...
Geplaatst: 11 mei 2011, 18:47
door BJD
Re: Deze is echt leuk...
Geplaatst: 19 mei 2011, 16:09
door Hendrikus
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd... "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answered "sure".
The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his iPad and surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out a 130-page report on his miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep. "That is correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car.
Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my animal?", "OK, why not." answered the young man. "Clearly, you are a consultant." said the shepherd. "That's correct." says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you don't know crap about my business...... Now give me back my dog." :-)
Re: Deze is echt leuk...
Geplaatst: 19 mei 2011, 16:23
door albion
Hendrikus schreef:A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd... "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answered "sure".
The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his iPad and surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out a 130-page report on his miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep. "That is correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car.
Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my animal?", "OK, why not." answered the young man. "Clearly, you are a consultant." said the shepherd. "That's correct." says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you don't know crap about my business...... Now give me back my dog." :-)
(the driver was young and a yuppie... so, what else could you expect?)
