Hendrikus schreef:A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd... "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answered "sure".
The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his iPad and surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out a 130-page report on his miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep. "That is correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car.
Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my animal?", "OK, why not." answered the young man. "Clearly, you are a consultant." said the shepherd. "That's correct." says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you don't know crap about my business...... Now give me back my dog." :-)
Deze is echt leuk...
- MarthaMartha
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Re: Deze is echt leuk...
Als de moed je in de schoenen zinkt, ga dan eens op je kop staan!
Re: Deze is echt leuk...
MarthaMartha schreef:Hendrikus schreef:A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd... "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answered "sure".
The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his iPad and surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out a 130-page report on his miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep. "That is correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car.
Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my animal?", "OK, why not." answered the young man. "Clearly, you are a consultant." said the shepherd. "That's correct." says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you don't know crap about my business...... Now give me back my dog." :-)
Een lepel vol vriendelijkheid helpt de ander om de waarheid te slikken.
- Neeltje Jans
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- jakobmarin
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Re: Deze is echt leuk...
Wie zegt 'er is geen waarheid' heeft groot gelijk, want die bestaat wél.
Re: Deze is echt leuk...
jakobmarin schreef:Belgische Helpdesk
- Neeltje Jans
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Re: Deze is echt leuk...
zeker leuk! Had hem eerder gezien, maar wat is het herkenbaar he!
Neeltje Jans, moeder van 4
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Schemerlichtje
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Re: Deze is echt leuk...
GEWELDIGZita schreef:jakobmarin schreef:Belgische Helpdesk
~ Het was zo donker dat ik overal lichtpuntjes zag ~ (Loesje)
- Neeltje Jans
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Re: Deze is echt leuk...
http://www.orgelnieuws.nl/wcms/modules/ ... oryid=4396
Wie iets met orgelmuziek heeft, zal hier vast om kunnen (glim)lachen
Wie iets met orgelmuziek heeft, zal hier vast om kunnen (glim)lachen
~~Soli Deo Gloria~~
- JolandaOudshoorn
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Re: Deze is echt leuk...
mijn nichtje is 1 van de 15 toppers
http://www.refdag.nl/achtergrond/consum ... _1_563389#
http://www.refdag.nl/achtergrond/consum ... _1_563389#
Ik weet, mijn Verlosser leeft
- MarthaMartha
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Re: Deze is echt leuk...
Hendrikus schreef:http://www.orgelnieuws.nl/wcms/modules/ ... oryid=4396
Wie iets met orgelmuziek heeft, zal hier vast om kunnen (glim)lachen
Als de moed je in de schoenen zinkt, ga dan eens op je kop staan!
- MarthaMartha
- Berichten: 13043
- Lid geworden op: 21 nov 2007, 21:04
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Re: Deze is echt leuk...
neee he...Hendrikus schreef:
Als de moed je in de schoenen zinkt, ga dan eens op je kop staan!

